You are a Feminist! You are dismantling the patriarchal structure of the university (good luck), railing against androcentric texts, and generally dancing through the minefield. No, you haven't necessarily shaved your head, but grrl power means a lot to you. You WILL have a career! You know how to use your sexy savvy and your sharp mind like weapons. Men fear you, even as they are fascinated by you. Go you! Take this quiz!
You love psychoanalytic theory! No one really wants to talk with you because they know you're thinking about sex all the time, and it's creepy. You are finally over your Oedipal complex and ready to let loose your ideas on Academe! Of course, this might mean you're stuck in the oral stage...or perhaps you'd rather keep your ideas to yourself, and are still in the anal stage? What the hell is wrong with you, anyway? Take this quiz!